Tallest Goose Must Answer to the Puddle T-Shirt
Tallest Goose Must Answer to the Puddle T-Shirt
A quietly funny tee for bird lovers, nature nerds, and anyone who appreciates a little pond-side wisdom. The illustration shows a thoughtful goose leaning toward a blue puddle beneath the line, “Even the tallest goose must answer to the puddle.” It has the feeling of a whimsical walk through the wetlands—lighthearted, observant, and just strange enough to spark a conversation. Wear it on park strolls, birdwatching mornings, casual meetups, or whenever your outfit needs a touch of goose-related philosophy. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton feels substantial without losing its easy everyday comfort, while the garment-dyed finish brings a soft, lived-in texture to the playful design.
Product Details
100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed for softness, with a relaxed unisex fit and comfortable heavyweight feel.
Sizing & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the printed design.
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